I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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