put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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