"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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