i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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