She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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