Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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