Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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