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Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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