apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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