Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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