The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
In America we eat man semen.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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