your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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