Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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