My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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