idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
God, I missed his penis.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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