Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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