just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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