Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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