David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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