last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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