You just made me feel so damn special
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Randomize
