At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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