I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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