it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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