Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
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