why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
i now understand why vodka
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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