a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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