This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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