Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize
