Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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