Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Well I just put wine in my tea
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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