I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
She's the barista slut.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
