he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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