whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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