Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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