it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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