That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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