Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I'm at about main and main street
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
