2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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