Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Randomize
