just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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