Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I just want to make out with him forever
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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