Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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