At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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