Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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