if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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