The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
My dad just said "fuck circus"
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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