Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
we're so committed to being not committed
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