Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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