Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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