What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
This is the high leading the old right now
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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