I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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