I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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