Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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