i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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